I am publicly thanking the man that told his dogs to "SHUT UP!" as I was walking by this morning.
Thank you, Man.
My gratitude was full enough that it almost moved me to bake you cookies.
To the rest of you who own dogs that growl, hiss, (yes, dogs hiss) bark, and give me heart attacks as I innocently walk by...
...One day I will own a big dog.
And I will feed your dogs to my big dog.