I Licked a Surfer Because Big Bird Said To and He's My Leader.

This made me laugh. Post yours in the comments...

Pick the month you were born:
January---------I kicked
February-------I loved
March-----------I karate chopped
April-------------I licked
May-------------I jumped on
June------------I smelled
July----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October--------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-------I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1----- --a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pick Le
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to...
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None-----------because I can't control myself

Thanks, Dara!


  1. I licked my dog because I'm sexy and I do whatever I want!

  2. I Karate chopped a stuffed animal because I can. (Sarah, where is yours and Craig's Blog)? Mom

  3. I smelled a fireman because I'm sexy and I do whatever I want!!

  4. I smelled a llama because I can!

  5. HA!

    (Yeah, Sarah...where is yours and Craig's blog?

  6. I did the marcarana with my cell phone because I'm a Ninja!

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  8. I licked my science teacher because I'm cool like that! (Gross!! I did however have a bet in 10th grade to touch by Biology's teacher (He was a TA) booty...but never happened)

  9. I yelled at a noodle because I think I need some serious help.
    LOL, THose are funny

  10. LOL That was the BEST ONE!

  11. So the TA was a student, Chelcie? Wild woman.

  12. i had lunch with my phone because i'm sexy and i do whatever i want!


  13. I yelled at a ninja because I'm cool like that.

  14. Yeah, Christina...I guess if you're sexy, you can have lunch with anything and everyone would still think you're cool.


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