11 Things You Never Knew You Wanted To Know

1. I like Barry Manilow and Donny Osmond.

2. I would like to be a red head for a while. Some day, when I have $60 to spare and some courage, I'm going to get my hair color changed to some sort of red shade. Preferably sooner rather than later.

3. I was almost kidnapped when I was about 5 years old.

4. I'm 28 years old and I still wear a retainer at night.

5. I can't watch scary movies. If I do, I am then afraid of the dark and don't like to be by myself cuz my mind kicks into overdrive and I freak out at every little sound. "Others" is about the creepiest thing I'll watch...even though that movie makes me think I see things I really don't. I'm just way sensitive to evil-scary movies. I like fun, unrealistic movies that end with everybody in a happy place.

6. I watch, and LOVE, Hannah Montana. It's hilarious! I blame Bonnie.

7. I'm certified to hunt.

8. Before I'm 40, I want to go to Alaska...and then to New York.

9. Politics give me high blood pressure...especially when people twist the Constitution around so it fits their current mood. Our Founding Fathers are probably turning in their graves. Take the First Amendment. People are only for free speech if they want to rip into someone with no consequences...but if someone says something "negative" about THEM--THEN it's discrimination and they must be silenced! Political correctness can go kiss a toilet. Don't get me started on people that don't vote--especially women!!

10. I lost 10 pounds in the last month.

11. I hate it when people take a simple name and spell it with all these extra or unnecessary letters. Like my name...All you need is the A, the M, and the Y. AMY. What's with all this add an I and double E business?! If you want your kid's name to be unique, don't name them Mary and spell it Mehree...or Brian and spell it Briyin. Take a cue from celebrities and name your kid after an inanimate object. They have very unique names...True, your kid will probably get beat up a lot in school, but at least people know how to pronounce Banjo and Pirate.


  1. Totally agree with you on the name spelling thing!! I saw Erika spelled, Arycha once. Stupid. We need more detail on the almost kidnapped thing.

  2. Arycha?! That's really a stretch. It even LOOKS stupid!

  3. HI, I totally agree with the voting thing!! I dont think people are allowed to complain about the world around them unless they vote! It's the only say we have. even if allot of times it is rigged :( I am sooo jealous you lost 10 lbs!! how did you do it?

  4. Your hysterical! Hannah Montana and Barry Manilow? You rock! Just tell me you don't like Billy Rae. He annoys me after watching him on dancing with the stars.

  5. Oh, come on! I love Billy Ray! I've been a fan of his since the mullet days. I, too, was really not feeling the love when he was on Dancing/Stars--I kept hoping he'd get the boot--but he really is pretty funny on Hannah Montana.


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